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Hey, yo, Spice Squad.

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I am here at the old paper warehouse.

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Where legend has it,

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a psychotic janitor
was let go from his job,

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and was so pissed off,
he went on a killing spree.

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Legend also has it that his ghost
still roams this very property.

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Guess we'll find out
if he's here tonight Spice Squad.

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Let's rack up some views.

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Here we go.

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Holy crap.

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Hold on, you all have to see this.

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For a place haunted by a janitor
this place sure is messy.

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Mr. Clean.

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Hello.

15
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You home?

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Anyone in here?

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What?

18
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Yo, dude.

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Hold on.

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Okay, screw it.

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Good news guys,
there's no killer janitor here.

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Bad news.

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God, his shoes sure as hell are.

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Smells like janitors' jock strap.

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Or is the proper term custodian
these days?

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Come on.

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Holy crap.

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Yo, ten K?

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Come on, guys, let's get this trending,

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share, send this to your friends, family.

31
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What other Live Life streamer is taking
you through a haunted paper warehouse?

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Risking their life.

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No one.

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Okay.

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Let's see what's round here.

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Holy crap.

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Yes. And this completes
the janitor's cosplay set.

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Beautiful.

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What's behind door number one?

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That's Spicy Steve.

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What the hell?

42
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That's definitely not a coat hanger.

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-Knock it off!
-God!

44
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Please, don't hurt me, please.

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Got you bitch!

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Props to Big Tony for the assist.

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-Go Team Chony!
-What the hell dude?

48
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Oh, my God! Did you just piss your pants?

49
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No, I did not piss my pants.

50
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Shut up.

51
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I told you I was going to punk his ass.

52
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He's literally crying, look.

53
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<i>-Better than a champ
-What</i>

54
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<i>-Better than a champ.
-What</i>

55
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<i>-You're a Chad.
-What</i>

56
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<i>-You're a Chad.
-What</i>

57
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<i>-You're a Chadpion.
-What</i>

58
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Yo, it's your boy Chad Ryan coming at you

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from my beautiful neighborhood here
in heavenly Santa Monica.

60
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Right before I take my trip into hell.

61
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That is right Chadpions,

62
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the journey into devil's manor
is finally here.

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But I will not be taking
this quest alone though.

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Oh, no, no, no.
We got Spennifer tagging along.

65
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So, if we need an acoustic love song
or a makeup tutorial we're all set.

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Along with my main man Spicy Steve.

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Now, Spencer and Jennifer are going
to be on the Spennifer Live Life stream,

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you can file that under no shit,

69
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while I am going to be
with Steve on his stream.

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Yes, you heard that right chadpions.

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I have agreed to let Steve run
the show this one time,

72
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but don't you worry.

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I'll be there to make sure
he doesn't cry like a little baby.

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You can find all the products
that we used today up in my bio

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so go ahead and click that link.

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Anyway, that concludes
our Devils Manor glow up.

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Little prank war going on with Chad,
so people think we're,

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-you know trying to do something
-Everybody,

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Yeah, everyone keeps asking

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they're like are we going to pop up
to devil's manor

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and try to scare them, it's like...

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I mean I get it it's the perfect set up
for guys like us.

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-It is.
-But do you really think

84
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we're crazy enough to fly out all the way
to Louisiana like,

85
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just to play a prank on Chad Ryan?

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-I mean, come on. Yeah. Definitely.
-Yeah.

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-We're definitely crazy enough to do it.
-Absolutely!

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-Definitely!
-But I'm just not...

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Tomorrow night is the night.

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We are going to devil's manor.

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It is going to be hella scary.

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Scary, not that I get scared. I, I,

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I don't get scared, I, I, I-,

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Dammit.

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Spice.

96
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Spice.

97
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What's up Spice Squad?

98
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It's the one, the only Spicy Steve.

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The man, the myth, the legend.

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And I'm here to remind you that
tomorrow night, it's finally here.

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And guess what?

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That's right, we are going
to Devil's Manor.

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You are not going to want to miss this
because boy you are in for a treat.

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We have got Chad Ryan,

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Jennifer Ortiz and Spencer Logan
coming along with me.

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It's like the Avengers of social media.

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And they're all coming along with me
to my home town in Louisiana

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for a little road trip to hell.

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So, tell your family,
tell your friends, tell your priest,

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because you are not gonna
want to miss this.

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I'll see you all tomorrow. 8 p.m. sharp.

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Steve out.

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Yes.

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Oh!

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Look who it is.

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-Just a few influencers in the wild.
-It is...

117
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-Oh Chad Ryan, look at you.
-Hey...

118
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Looking so cute.

119
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That is so excessive,

120
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-these highlighter colors.
-Oh, Jan! Look at--

121
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I'm sexy, okay?

122
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How awful?

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Where the hell we going?

124
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We're not going anywhere.

125
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This is crazy.

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-Yeah, I don't know what time it is.
-I know.

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This would never happen in L.A.

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Okay.

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Hey!

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Jesus.

131
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My hair, my eyelashes
are going to fly off. Honey!

132
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I swallowed a skeeter.

133
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Okay?

134
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You guys, I am so sorry.

135
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Got to meet Steve's mom and sisters.

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<i>Yeah I been thinking about you
With the lights on</i>

137
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<i>I'm still thinking bout you,
Where you at?</i>

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Are you not entertained?

139
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Where do you--
Where do you even get this?

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Internet, brother.

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Hi, guys it's your boy Chad Ryan.

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I'm an actual piece of shit.
Okay, Stevie's turn.

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-Now it's Stevie's turn.
-I can't see.

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I actually couldn't see.

145
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-Oh, good.
-We love that.

146
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Here's a little sample of my latest single
"Swipe Right On My Heart".

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You're so cute.

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Swipe right on my heart
and swipe left on your doubts.

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All we need is our love
to figure this out.

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-No stop, don't. Dude.
-Swipe right on my ass,

151
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swipe left on my dick.

152
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All I need is for you
to give my ballsack a lick.

153
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Enough.

154
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-Enough. Hey, hey, hey.
-Okay.

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The golden hour's right here.
Look I can see it.

156
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-Yeah.
-More like golden shower.

157
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Stop. You really gotta go there
all the time.

158
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-What?!
-That's really not cool.

159
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-We're not into piss kink stuff?
-Would you do it?

160
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-Yes.
-Yeah? Have you done it?

161
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How many followers?

162
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Steve, I should've probably
asked you this earlier

163
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but what does the bathroom
situation look like?

164
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Well, the closest town is, like,
an hour away so trees.

165
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Oh, yeah I love that for me.
That's awesome. Thanks.

166
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:12,167
Yo Chadpions, it's your boy Chad Ryan
and we are, how far along?

167
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-Quarter mile.
-Quarter mile away

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from Devil's Manor bitches.

169
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It's about to get hunky gory

170
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if you know what I'm saying.

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Best watch out Satan,
because I'm coming.

172
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Want a less R rated crew version go ahead
and look at us on our Spennifer channel.

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It's going to be hot, it's going
to be sexy, it's gonna be cute.

174
00:10:32,417 --> 00:10:33,625
So maybe R rated?

175
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A little.

176
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Can't make any promises though.

177
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Alright, it's, it got dark so fast.

178
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-Well...
-It's here somewhere.

179
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Is this it?

180
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-Yes.
-Okay, great.

181
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Alright, let's flip the stream.

182
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Wait, no. Dude we still
gotta drive a little further out.

183
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No, no, no, let's walk.

184
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-We gotta build anticipation.
-Now you want to walk?

185
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-Yeah buddy.
-I think I have a great opening.

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Okay, wait hold on.

187
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Alright.

188
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Yo, yo, yo, dude, alright,
I think I'm going to like--

189
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Does everyone have their flashlight?

190
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-Yes.
-Okay.

191
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-Okay.
-I'm going to start, like,

192
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God, I can't see anything,

193
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I'm going to start on the wood, right?

194
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And then I'll turn it around on us, right?

195
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-Like a reveal.
-Yeah!

196
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Yeah, yeah, love that shit bro.
Love that shit. Let's role.

197
00:11:22,625 --> 00:11:23,458
Alright.

198
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What is up Spice Squad?

199
00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:30,375
It's your boy Spicy Steve
and this is my 533 day

200
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of consecutive content.

201
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-And just get...
-And your man Chad Ryan is also along

202
00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:39,417
for the ride here
at Devil's Manor bitches.

203
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:43,458
Where we're going so far up Satan's ass
he's going to need an enema to get us out.

204
00:11:43,542 --> 00:11:44,375
Yeah.

205
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Shout out to my main man Spicy Steve
he's on camera,

206
00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:50,292
hopefully he doesn't come running crying
for his mommy this time,

207
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:53,583
because where we are,
ain't no help coming.

208
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:55,917
Right, anyways, like I, I was saying.

209
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So, remember to like, comment,
subscribe at Chad Ryan

210
00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,625
and don't forget to check out the merch

211
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www.komodope.com.
Link is in the description.

212
00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:06,250
And, and don't forget
you can get some of my merch,

213
00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:08,417
we got hats, shirts, at spice,

214
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spicesquad.com.

215
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I've 50,000 viewers, dude!

216
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I told you buddy,

217
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do not underestimate the power
of the Chad.

218
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So, Devil's Manor.

219
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A place...

220
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Where people died.

221
00:12:26,792 --> 00:12:28,708
Steve. What else you got on the history?

222
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Right. So, Devil's Manor, back in the day
there was this guy named Wilson Burrows

223
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who formed a cult that operated out
of this property right here.

224
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They performed satanic shit,

225
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did dark rituals, drank blood,
probably sacrificed some goats.

226
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Pretty nasty stuff.

227
00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:51,375
But look y'all it,
it gets way, way, worse.

228
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:54,583
They went into town, captured
and drugged five people,

229
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brought them back to this property
to this house,

230
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and then butchered them with an axe.

231
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Nobody's heard from
Burrows or his posse...

232
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Until tonight.

233
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:08,875
-Hey guys, wait up.
-Oh. What's up?

234
00:13:08,958 --> 00:13:10,542
-We thought a bear ate you.
-Hey!

235
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:14,125
Real quick question are we going
to the swamp first or the house?

236
00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:15,292
-Swamp?
-What?

237
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:16,208
Swamp?

238
00:13:17,917 --> 00:13:18,750
You didn't know?

239
00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:20,958
They literally fed one of the bodies
to the gators in the swamp.

240
00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:24,750
-Stevo. There's literally,
-Dude that...

241
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:28,083
I'm sorry, satanic human eating alligators

242
00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:30,750
-and you didn't open with that?
-That wasn't even confirmed yet.

243
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And it was fifteen years ago.

244
00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:33,042
Actually, it was seventeen

245
00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:36,167
and it was confirmed by
the Monroe Times newspaper archive.

246
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That's my girl. Friggin genius.

247
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I actually reached out to one
of the suspected members of the cult

248
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,208
and asked if we could sit down,
talk about what happened,

249
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have some delicious homegrown
Java Jen coffee

250
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but he didn't get back to me. So rude.

251
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:52,000
But we still have coffee. Yay.

252
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:54,833
Maybe someday there'll be a ring
at the bottom of that. Who knows?

253
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:56,083
Subscribe to find out.

254
00:13:56,917 --> 00:14:00,083
Yeah. Please don't put any metal objects
in my coffee it's going to ruin it

255
00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:01,458
and I might choke on it.

256
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:04,042
-Anyway, Stevo are we close or what?
-What?

257
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,833
Just keep going.
It's just a little further,

258
00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:07,708
-it's right over this clearing.
-Okay.

259
00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:10,583
Anyway before we get up there,
safety meeting okay?

260
00:14:11,208 --> 00:14:12,042
Okay.

261
00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:13,208
This place is really old.

262
00:14:13,292 --> 00:14:14,125
-And I read there's, like,
-Yeah!

263
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,042
dangerous parts of the house

264
00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:17,000
-you just don't want to be in. So,
-Oh, thank you!

265
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:19,083
-Oh my God there it is.
-Wait dude, no dude come on.

266
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,542
-Bye.
-Wait Jen, what?

267
00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:22,375
Wait! What?

268
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:24,833
-Chad, come on!
-Come on guys.

269
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,208
-It's dark.
-...the house?

270
00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:29,750
Yo, wait up.

271
00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:30,917
I'm coming for you.

272
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:33,458
-Come on.
-Oh, my God this is crazy guys.

273
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,042
Oh God.

274
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:38,208
Okay Spice Squad.

275
00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:40,125
-Here we are.
-This house is insane.

276
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,792
Ain't she a beaut?

277
00:14:42,542 --> 00:14:44,458
It's so much scarier in person.

278
00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:49,958
-No way.
-Awesome.

279
00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:52,417
I'm the lady of the manor.

280
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:55,917
Look at this!

281
00:14:58,292 --> 00:14:59,250
Oh, it's...

282
00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:02,375
-Thanks for waiting for me.
-Baby, come here.

283
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:06,125
Spennifer once again.

284
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:10,000
So, when I said I wanted to get a place
outside of the city with a nice fireplace,

285
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:12,042
this was not what I was thinking about.

286
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,417
Oh, it's not so bad.

287
00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:15,875
Plenty of room for a little Spennifer's
run around one day.

288
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,958
Oh, okay, you can just say kids.

289
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:21,958
Chady. Where are you?

290
00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:25,958
No way!

291
00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:28,833
Chad Ryan you better come out right now.

292
00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:32,167
Or I'm going to hit you
in the balls so hard,

293
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,042
you're going to be coughing
them up tomorrow.

294
00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:38,583
It's coming from there.

295
00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,167
-Open it.
-What, me?

296
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,458
Yeah, yeah, you.

297
00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:44,667
I'm not doing it.

298
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:45,583
There's two of you.

299
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:47,500
Okay.

300
00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:50,917
Here you can come over on this side,
you can get a better angle.

301
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,333
Oh, wait, dude, do it together,
you know, like...

302
00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:54,958
Good idea!

303
00:15:55,042 --> 00:15:56,000
Okay.

304
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:57,875
-What?
-Wait, he can't...

305
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,083
Oh, my God, you're such an asshole.

306
00:16:03,417 --> 00:16:06,125
-Dude I got you so fucking good.
-Oh, my...

307
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:08,208
-Steven, did you piss your pants again?
-No.

308
00:16:08,292 --> 00:16:09,583
-Be honest.
-No. Look at me.

309
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:10,500
Tell the truth.

310
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:12,917
Yeah, come on, let's take a peak.
Maybe a little.

311
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,667
Dude, we knew it was you
or the Benson brothers.

312
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:16,917
Oh, my God the Benson brothers.

313
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,333
They fucking would come out here
and pull some dumb ass prank.

314
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,750
Fucking stans.

315
00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:22,958
They wish they were me.

316
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,625
Dude, you wish you were hot
as the Benson Brothers.

317
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:26,708
-Who?
-Imagine.

318
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:29,625
I'm just saying they're really hot.

319
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:33,292
Yo, Steve. Where's the satanic shit at?

320
00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:35,500
Most of the murders happened
in the bedrooms.

321
00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:37,000
Alright, Chadpions.

322
00:16:37,292 --> 00:16:40,042
Steve and I are going to head
to the bedroom for a little action.

323
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,417
Oh, kinky.

324
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,917
We're just going to be in the kitchen.

325
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:43,958
Giving a tour.

326
00:16:45,042 --> 00:16:46,125
What are you doing?

327
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:48,083
This is sketchy.

328
00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:49,458
Did you grab my mask?

329
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:50,583
What? No dude you left it in the kitchen.

330
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:51,500
-We'll get it, we'll get it.
-Okay.

331
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:54,417
Just remind me to grab it later
I don't want to leave without that.

332
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:57,667
Yo, what?

333
00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,500
Someone got down and dirty right here.

334
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:01,667
-Oh!
-Wait!

335
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:02,583
I think we...

336
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:05,583
Let's check out the view, Chadpions.

337
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:10,041
Yep, no thanks.
I'm feeling a little claustrophobic.

338
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:13,791
Yo, crime scene photos show
there was a pentagram on the floor.

339
00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:18,791
I think they filmed two girls
one cup right there.

340
00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:20,333
Oh, yeah.

341
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,250
Yeah, wasn't it your sister in there?

342
00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:26,583
Dude. Holy shit.

343
00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:28,125
Are you fucking kidding me?

344
00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:29,542
Cool.

345
00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:31,750
You know what's freakier than a pentagram?

346
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,875
A pentagram stained in blood.

347
00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:35,625
This, this is where they found the bodies.

348
00:17:35,708 --> 00:17:36,958
Oh, my God.

349
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,167
I'm going to piss on it.

350
00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:41,417
What?

351
00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:42,583
Yeah.

352
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:46,083
Alright guys who wants to see your boy
take a pentagram piss?

353
00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:47,958
Dude why are you even going to--

354
00:17:48,042 --> 00:17:49,167
Hey what are we on views?

355
00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:50,917
About 100,000.

356
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:52,042
Alright.

357
00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:55,083
I want to see this hit 150,000

358
00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:57,708
and then I shall Release Little Chad.

359
00:17:57,792 --> 00:17:59,125
Seriously, Chad?

360
00:18:03,042 --> 00:18:05,500
Yo, I, I would release my little dick,

361
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,417
but I mean, like little Chad, but I...

362
00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:11,417
I don't want to embarrass little Chad.

363
00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:12,833
-Yo. Yes.
-Are you good?

364
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:13,917
Yeah.

365
00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:15,458
150K.

366
00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:17,500
Alright.

367
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,583
Yeah, you gotta give the people
what they want.

368
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,667
Alright. I mean, anyways,
you guys asked for it, so...

369
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:27,917
-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, dude.

370
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,792
-Dude, you haven't peed in weeks. Man.
-Fuck you Burrows,

371
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:35,417
-fuck you Devil's Manor. Yeah baby.
-Oh, my God!

372
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:40,042
-Oh, that is so nasty.
-Been holding that in since the car bro.

373
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:41,417
Oh, my God.

374
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,625
Oh, that's not fucking funny dude.

375
00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,792
It's dripping all over you dude.

376
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,125
That is foul.

377
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:49,792
It's all on your hand.
That's disgusting.

378
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:52,500
Wait so what are we? 155?

379
00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:54,042
-160 baby.
-Great.

380
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:55,208
How are Jen and Spencer going?

381
00:18:56,042 --> 00:18:56,917
Let me see.

382
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,708
You're about to freeze the stream.

383
00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:01,125
Do you wish to keep this stream
going while you're away?

384
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,583
Do it.

385
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:11,500
He probably took a shower right here.

386
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:15,708
Oh, my God, look at that toilet.

387
00:19:15,917 --> 00:19:17,250
Honey, this is insane.

388
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,167
-Yeah, this is...
-Okay.

389
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:20,708
Don't touch anything in here.

390
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:21,958
I'm not.

391
00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:25,375
What part of the Devil's Manor
do y'all wanna see next?

392
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,000
Spencer's abs.

393
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:31,292
Okay a little bit off topic
but sure why not.

394
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:33,750
Okay, baby show the people
what they want.

395
00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:34,792
Okay.

396
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:37,500
I gave up pizza for these.

397
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:40,208
One, two, three, four, five, six.

398
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:41,292
Beautiful, right?

399
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:44,417
-They have more views than us?
-Dude not even close.

400
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,583
Oh! Team Cheve forever baby.

401
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:50,125
-That's what I'm talking about
-Yo, Spice Squad chadpions!

402
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:53,000
Keep liking, keep sharing,
keeping commenting.

403
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:55,208
Let's break a million tonight.

404
00:19:55,292 --> 00:19:57,542
Bro, check it out they got cable.

405
00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:59,625
Yo, this is a dinosaur.

406
00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:01,583
Check out the knobs on her.

407
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:05,708
-Oh, my God.
-What?

408
00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:07,083
What is this? Yo.

409
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:09,125
What the hell!

410
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,125
Are you kidding me?

411
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,458
-Dude that's on the outside of the door.
-Oh, my God, you're totally right.

412
00:20:13,542 --> 00:20:15,250
Dude there's no other way. What?

413
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,875
-That's so crazy.
-Dude stop.

414
00:20:17,708 --> 00:20:22,667
-I would never leave you, Steven.
-You would absolutely leave me.

415
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:25,417
God this place goes on, man.

416
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,708
They said there was an attic
around here somewhere.

417
00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:29,125
Oh do...

418
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:30,167
My dad's an addict.

419
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,625
-What?
-Addict.

420
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:33,667
Oh, my God!

421
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:34,583
Let's go. Come on.

422
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:39,750
Spice Squad we've found an attic
that's definitely haunted.

423
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:41,875
Oh. It's cold.

424
00:20:42,292 --> 00:20:43,458
Holy!

425
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,667
Holy shit!

426
00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:47,792
Yo.

427
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,292
Wow! What the hell is that?

428
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,667
Holy shit, no dude. That's a body.

429
00:20:54,042 --> 00:20:55,917
Dude that's a real fricking
body right there.

430
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000
Oh, my God!

431
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:04,708
I, I, I have never been this close
to a dead body before.

432
00:21:04,792 --> 00:21:05,792
Like, like, ever.

433
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:08,292
Like this is, this is the realist thing,
I've ever seen.

434
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:12,958
Yo, yo, yo, this was supposed to be funny
and stupid and wacky, and...

435
00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:16,333
You, you think Burrows did this?

436
00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:19,083
Whoever it was hasn't been here
in forever.

437
00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:21,125
Because this thing smells so fucking bad.

438
00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:22,917
This is so messed up.
We have to get out of here.

439
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,292
Wait, what's, what's the rush, you know?

440
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:26,833
He's not going anywhere.

441
00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:29,583
Dude there is a body right there, okay?

442
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:30,625
I'm going to poke it.

443
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,792
-What?
-I'm going to poke it.

444
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:37,208
Okay everybody, you hang back and film
and watch the master at work, okay?

445
00:21:37,292 --> 00:21:39,375
Okay Spice Squad.

446
00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:45,167
I, I guess Chad is, is going
to go poke the dead body.

447
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:56,042
Yo, "live for EDM"
wants me to make it a chadpion.

448
00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:57,167
What?!

449
00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:58,750
I mean,

450
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:01,417
he has some dope swag, what?

451
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,917
Seriously guys?

452
00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,208
Okay.

453
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,667
Look, if, if we get to 300,000 views,

454
00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:14,250
I, I'll put the Spicy hat
on the dead body,

455
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,208
okay? Deal?

456
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:19,167
No, no, scratch that,
scratch that, 400,000.

457
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,625
If we get to 400,000 views,

458
00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:22,708
Spicy hat goes on the dead body, okay?

459
00:22:22,792 --> 00:22:25,458
-Now, we're talking baby.
-I hope it's size dead.

460
00:22:28,167 --> 00:22:31,375
Boom 400,000 views, what?

461
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:32,958
Oh, yeah.

462
00:22:33,042 --> 00:22:34,875
Oh, Jen...

463
00:22:34,958 --> 00:22:37,208
Jen has joined that stream.

464
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:39,667
What's up Jen?
Hey just hanging up some merch,

465
00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:40,750
I'll be down in a minute.

466
00:22:42,542 --> 00:22:43,917
I can't believe I'm doing this.

467
00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:46,167
-Yo, take over.
-Oh, yes, yes.

468
00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:51,667
Oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

469
00:22:53,125 --> 00:22:54,000
Check this out.

470
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:56,417
Selfie.

471
00:22:58,125 --> 00:22:59,875
Hashtag dead ass.

472
00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:01,583
-Come on get this.
-Oh, wait...

473
00:23:01,667 --> 00:23:02,625
You're good.

474
00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:03,625
Yes.

475
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,167
Holy shit.

476
00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:09,750
-Go on!
-Come on!

477
00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:12,500
Oh, my God.

478
00:23:12,667 --> 00:23:14,417
Better than a Champ!
Better than a Champ!

479
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,917
You're a Chadpion!

480
00:23:18,583 --> 00:23:20,917
Team Cheve forever!

481
00:23:21,417 --> 00:23:23,333
Bro I'm so proud of you,

482
00:23:23,417 --> 00:23:25,708
that was some real
chadpion shit back there.

483
00:23:25,792 --> 00:23:28,500
Guys, that wasn't real, right?

484
00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:29,542
Wha--

485
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:32,458
It definitely smelt real.
Why? Why? Did it look real?

486
00:23:32,542 --> 00:23:33,958
I can't tell if you're kidding or not

487
00:23:34,042 --> 00:23:36,375
because you both have very strong
resting douche bag faces

488
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:37,875
if you could wink or tap
on the ground and let me know

489
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,208
-that was a prank that would be great.
-Wait.

490
00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:40,167
It was real.

491
00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:43,292
-There was a dude right up in there.
-Yeah.

492
00:23:43,375 --> 00:23:44,500
-I can show you.
-Come on.

493
00:23:44,667 --> 00:23:46,708
We need to call the cops right now.

494
00:23:47,583 --> 00:23:50,125
He's, he's already dead.

495
00:23:50,250 --> 00:23:53,708
I mean, you know, could try CPR
but Spencer might get jealous.

496
00:23:54,125 --> 00:23:55,542
Guys that's really messed up.

497
00:23:56,042 --> 00:23:57,625
Okay, yeah, we're out.

498
00:23:57,708 --> 00:23:59,417
-Give me the keys bro.
-What?

499
00:23:59,625 --> 00:24:00,625
Come on, give me the keys.

500
00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:03,542
-Okay.
-Give me the keys.

501
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:05,792
Bring it back tomorrow,
I don't know.

502
00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:08,042
Have a nice drive.

503
00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:12,458
More views for us!

504
00:24:12,750 --> 00:24:14,125
Holy shit bro!

505
00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:15,375
We fucked again!

506
00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:18,125
Oh, my God!

507
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:21,208
Finally popped your half a mil cherry!

508
00:24:21,292 --> 00:24:23,958
Tell your friends, tell your family,
tell your preacher.

509
00:24:24,042 --> 00:24:28,792
-Spicy Steve won the internet tonight.
-That is wild.

510
00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:31,167
Thank you Spice Squad.
Thank you, chadpions.

511
00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:32,083
-oh and...
-Ofcourse.

512
00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:36,333
thank you dead body.

513
00:24:39,167 --> 00:24:41,000
Yeah, baby.

514
00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:46,417
Some of you are not happy about it.

515
00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:49,917
Eat shit and die? What the--

516
00:24:51,375 --> 00:24:53,500
Dude these people are pissed.

517
00:24:55,167 --> 00:25:00,167
Fuck that, it's typical PC hippy
cancel culture bullshit.

518
00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:02,917
-People hate us.
-It doesn't matter, okay?

519
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,167
It doesn't matter
if they hate you or if they love you,

520
00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:07,125
as long as they're watching.

521
00:25:07,542 --> 00:25:09,417
It's like a hate fuck, you know?

522
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:12,333
You feel bad about it afterwards
but it's still fucking--

523
00:25:12,417 --> 00:25:13,917
What I don't-- What are you talking about?

524
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,125
I don't want my audience hate
fucking me dude.

525
00:25:16,208 --> 00:25:17,917
Would you man up dude?

526
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,583
You're in the big leagues now.

527
00:25:20,292 --> 00:25:22,083
Come on, I haven't even got
to see the swamp yet.

528
00:25:22,167 --> 00:25:23,792
Dude, no I'm going up there

529
00:25:23,875 --> 00:25:25,208
I'm going to get the hat off that thing,

530
00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:26,917
then we're going to leave.

531
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,083
Yes, you know what?

532
00:25:28,167 --> 00:25:30,708
Fuck you dude.
I'm starting my own stream.

533
00:25:30,792 --> 00:25:32,208
I should've done this shit
from the beginning.

534
00:25:32,292 --> 00:25:34,792
Dude Chad come on.
Don't be like that man.

535
00:25:34,958 --> 00:25:39,917
I thought we were Cheve bro.
I thought we were Cheve.

536
00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:46,042
Yo chadpions I'm going to continue
the tour of Devil's Manor as promised.

537
00:25:46,125 --> 00:25:51,667
So, if you want, the rated R
full penetration skull fucking

538
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:55,000
Casper the Friendly Ghost version,
you can switch to me.

539
00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:04,708
So, that was something.

540
00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:09,542
Sorry Spice Squad,
I'm starting to realize

541
00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:12,500
that Chad kind of sucks ass. You know?

542
00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:19,292
Look, I'm going to get the hat, and...

543
00:26:20,417 --> 00:26:21,458
Then I'll call the cops.

544
00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:22,917
Cool?

545
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:34,625
Alright Spice Squad,
making our way back up to the attic.

546
00:26:35,917 --> 00:26:38,167
Probably shouldn't have given
my keys to Spencer but...

547
00:26:39,042 --> 00:26:40,250
We'll deal with that later.

548
00:26:45,333 --> 00:26:47,042
And it's gone.

549
00:26:49,125 --> 00:26:49,958
What?

550
00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:55,833
Yo. Can every one of the 400,000 people
watching the stream right now

551
00:26:55,917 --> 00:26:58,292
agree there was just a body right there.

552
00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:02,083
What?

553
00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:07,542
The hat's still here.

554
00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:17,708
Someone's pranking me out there.
Shocker there.

555
00:27:18,667 --> 00:27:21,042
Always got to one up my Chad, don't you?

556
00:27:21,292 --> 00:27:23,625
You know, hey fun fact,

557
00:27:23,750 --> 00:27:25,458
Chad was actually arrested

558
00:27:25,542 --> 00:27:29,125
at his grandmother's funeral
for necrophilia.

559
00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:32,417
So, I think we all know what he's doing
with that dead body right now.

560
00:27:33,708 --> 00:27:35,458
He probably had an accomplice.

561
00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:37,667
What do you all think?

562
00:27:39,167 --> 00:27:40,042
Spennifer?

563
00:27:41,042 --> 00:27:41,917
The Mocksies?

564
00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:43,208
The Benson Brothers!

565
00:27:43,292 --> 00:27:45,792
Yup, they hate him
but they love a good prank.

566
00:27:46,417 --> 00:27:50,292
Anyways, leave no Spice gear behind squad.

567
00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:53,583
It's going to take two hands.

568
00:27:55,583 --> 00:27:58,125
Hold on, stay right there.

569
00:28:00,375 --> 00:28:04,250
Alright. Spice Squad,
stay right there.

570
00:28:09,042 --> 00:28:10,083
What the hell?

571
00:28:10,958 --> 00:28:13,042
This ceiling get taller
or did I get shorter?

572
00:28:18,583 --> 00:28:19,583
Alright!

573
00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:24,042
Alright Spice Squad watch the hops,
want to rate one to ten.

574
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,417
Eight years of basketball baby.

575
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,625
This thing is disgusting.

576
00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:36,083
Wash that later.

577
00:28:36,833 --> 00:28:38,333
Alright, moving on.

578
00:28:43,667 --> 00:28:45,000
Look behind you?

579
00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:49,500
Look alright guys, you can mess
with me all you want alright?

580
00:28:49,583 --> 00:28:50,958
I'm not falling for it anymore.

581
00:28:51,250 --> 00:28:55,125
There are no killer ghost
janitors here, okay?

582
00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:57,375
Unless--

583
00:29:02,167 --> 00:29:04,625
Get it? Like ghost, boo.

584
00:29:04,958 --> 00:29:08,500
Okay, I'm sorry, that was dumb.
It won't happen again.

585
00:29:08,792 --> 00:29:09,625
Anyways...

586
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:14,458
Yeah, I think it's time
for Stev-o to Leav-o.

587
00:29:16,917 --> 00:29:17,833
What's that?

588
00:29:22,667 --> 00:29:23,667
That's weird.

589
00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:27,375
Is this thing glitching?

590
00:29:38,333 --> 00:29:42,625
Okay and that is my cue to leave.

591
00:29:42,792 --> 00:29:45,958
Yep. It's been really real,
can't wait to come back.

592
00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:52,250
Actually one more thing,
fuck you devil's manor.

593
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,042
Zero stars.

594
00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,292
Would not recommend.

595
00:30:41,292 --> 00:30:45,458
Hey, guys. I just saw Steve's feed
and it's just a shot of the ceiling

596
00:30:45,542 --> 00:30:48,708
which is, I don't know, kind of weird.

597
00:30:49,625 --> 00:30:52,042
I'm gonna make a call real quick.
Can you pull over, baby?

598
00:30:52,125 --> 00:30:52,958
Okay.

599
00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:47,417
He's such an idiot

600
00:31:47,875 --> 00:31:49,417
but yeah, we should head
back to the house.

601
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,208
Just wait, hold on. Listen.

602
00:31:51,833 --> 00:31:53,875
Satanic cults and dead body pranks?

603
00:31:53,958 --> 00:31:54,792
That's not our thing.

604
00:31:54,875 --> 00:31:56,417
I mean, you guys don't want
to see that right?

605
00:31:57,042 --> 00:31:59,875
Well, tonight it is our thing honey.
So, yeah, let's go.

606
00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:01,917
Come on, let's just find a hotel.

607
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,750
Hey, you can help me work
on a new track.

608
00:32:03,833 --> 00:32:05,542
I was thinking a song
maybe about ghosting.

609
00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:07,417
You know, like,
with Halloween sounds for the beat.

610
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:10,167
Like, spooky love. Oh.

611
00:32:10,417 --> 00:32:12,708
Spence. We are not going to go to a hotel

612
00:32:12,792 --> 00:32:15,833
while Steve and Chad are out there
racking up thousands of views.

613
00:32:15,917 --> 00:32:16,792
Like,

614
00:32:17,917 --> 00:32:18,792
oh, my God!

615
00:32:20,042 --> 00:32:21,167
People think we're boring.

616
00:32:21,625 --> 00:32:22,458
No.

617
00:32:22,542 --> 00:32:25,250
I'm gonna go back to the Manor home
with or without you.

618
00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:27,208
Come on Jen,
no one wants to see you alone.

619
00:32:27,292 --> 00:32:29,750
You can't spell Spennifer
without the 'Sp,' part.

620
00:32:30,167 --> 00:32:31,750
Are you fucking kidding me right now?

621
00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:34,917
Sp isn't even supposed to be here.

622
00:32:35,042 --> 00:32:36,792
It's just supposed to be, 'Ennifer.'

623
00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:39,583
I don't even know
why I'm talking like that, like,

624
00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:42,333
this is my thing not yours.

625
00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:43,833
God, I'm leaving.

626
00:32:43,917 --> 00:32:45,208
Wait, just hold on. Let's talk.

627
00:32:45,292 --> 00:32:46,625
You can't even spell Spennifer.

628
00:32:46,708 --> 00:32:48,542
Come on Jen. Wait, come back.

629
00:32:52,292 --> 00:32:53,125
Okay.

630
00:32:53,792 --> 00:32:55,750
So, sorry you guys had to see that.

631
00:32:56,083 --> 00:32:58,000
It's a little bit embarrassing
but it's fine.

632
00:32:58,083 --> 00:33:00,458
Onto bigger and better things.

633
00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:04,833
I am currently on my way back
to the Devil's Manor by myself.

634
00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:08,542
So, if you guys could like
and share that would be amazing

635
00:33:08,625 --> 00:33:10,833
because this is literally
the scariest thing

636
00:33:10,917 --> 00:33:12,667
I've ever done in my whole entire life.

637
00:33:14,958 --> 00:33:15,792
Okay.

638
00:33:17,542 --> 00:33:22,208
Wow. Good job wearing your cute
white boots in a fucking forest, Jen.

639
00:33:23,667 --> 00:33:26,458
God. Okay. Let's do a quick AMA.

640
00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,417
Okay, any questions not about Spencer?

641
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:35,250
Like, I'm going to a satanic
cult house right now you guys.

642
00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:36,833
Like, come on.

643
00:33:40,917 --> 00:33:42,625
Okay, guess not.

644
00:33:42,958 --> 00:33:45,167
I'm gonna go ahead and take
a little break but stay tuned

645
00:33:45,250 --> 00:33:47,167
because there's more on the Devil's Manor.

646
00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:48,583
Okay, bye, stay beautiful.

647
00:34:19,667 --> 00:34:21,625
Okay. And we're back.

648
00:34:22,167 --> 00:34:24,708
Wow, I'm a mess, my hair's a mess
but, like, it's fine.

649
00:34:24,958 --> 00:34:26,792
We're cute. It's, we're great, yeah.

650
00:34:27,458 --> 00:34:29,375
Let's go find Steve guys.

651
00:34:30,417 --> 00:34:31,333
Wow.

652
00:34:40,333 --> 00:34:41,250
Steve?

653
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000
Chad?

654
00:34:48,042 --> 00:34:51,583
Well, definitely creepier all alone.

655
00:34:52,917 --> 00:34:55,042
God, this is awful.

656
00:34:57,292 --> 00:34:58,375
Chad?

657
00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:00,167
Dude, come on, where are you?

658
00:35:03,417 --> 00:35:04,625
Oh, actually.

659
00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:18,208
Chad's on his way back
to the house right now.

660
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:21,958
-Here's Chaddy.
-Dude, what are you--

661
00:35:22,042 --> 00:35:23,833
-Do you have my phone?
-Where did you come from?

662
00:35:24,083 --> 00:35:26,250
Upstairs but I can't find my phone.

663
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:29,083
I set it down to take a piss
and now it's gone.

664
00:35:29,458 --> 00:35:31,792
I checked the attic by the way.
It's totally empty.

665
00:35:31,875 --> 00:35:34,875
No Steve, no body, no iChad.

666
00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:37,792
Wait, iChad?
That's my phone's name.

667
00:35:39,083 --> 00:35:40,875
He named his phone iChad, that's cute.

668
00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:46,125
Alright, talking about iChad, he's live
streaming right now in front of the house.

669
00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:47,458
What? Show me.

670
00:35:54,833 --> 00:35:55,708
Who is it?

671
00:35:56,042 --> 00:35:56,917
I don't know.

672
00:35:57,167 --> 00:35:59,583
Steve? Bensons? Burrows?

673
00:35:59,667 --> 00:36:00,958
Stop, no.

674
00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:04,167
Whoever it is they're heading this way.

675
00:36:04,917 --> 00:36:06,292
I don't like this.

676
00:36:41,042 --> 00:36:42,083
-Who is it?
-Come in!

677
00:36:42,167 --> 00:36:43,583
No, what do you mean, come in?

678
00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:44,875
Come on, we gotta open the door.

679
00:36:45,083 --> 00:36:47,583
-Do we though?
-Yeah, we do. Come on, let's go.

680
00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:53,583
My live stream.

681
00:36:54,417 --> 00:36:56,708
-I open the door. Here.
-Alright.

682
00:36:57,167 --> 00:36:59,417
-Respect. I respect that.
-Okay.

683
00:37:00,417 --> 00:37:03,458
-Wait, don't be too far away from me.
-I'm right here. Okay.

684
00:37:04,250 --> 00:37:05,208
Okay.

685
00:37:05,417 --> 00:37:09,333
One, two, three…

686
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:14,292
Wait, where'd he go?
There's no one here.

687
00:37:14,417 --> 00:37:16,167
-What?
-Swipe over.

688
00:37:19,792 --> 00:37:21,917
That looks like the forest from the swamp.

689
00:37:22,875 --> 00:37:23,750
Let's go.

690
00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:25,458
Okay, I guess we're going to the swamp.

691
00:37:28,125 --> 00:37:29,167
Chad, slow down, hold on.

692
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:31,042
Chad. This is crazy.

693
00:37:36,708 --> 00:37:37,583
Careful Chad.

694
00:37:37,792 --> 00:37:41,125
So, you guys, I definitely didn't
have running around the forest

695
00:37:41,208 --> 00:37:44,708
at midnight with Chad Ryan
chasing after a satanic cult leader

696
00:37:44,792 --> 00:37:45,917
on my bingo card for tonight

697
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,583
but, you know, here we are.

698
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:50,500
Oh, God!

699
00:37:51,125 --> 00:37:53,042
-Oh, my God!
-Get up soldier.

700
00:37:53,167 --> 00:37:56,458
Move, move, move.
Don't you quit on me.

701
00:37:57,333 --> 00:38:01,417
Oh, my God, you guys.
High key low key just wiped out.

702
00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:04,417
900,000 viewers girl.

703
00:38:04,542 --> 00:38:07,125
-Ain't nothing low key about that.
-That's insane.

704
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:10,417
Okay, girl.

705
00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:12,292
Okay.

706
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,625
Oh, shit. It's getting big now.

707
00:38:17,875 --> 00:38:21,208
I think, my God.

708
00:38:21,292 --> 00:38:22,500
Did we-- Did we just find him?

709
00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:24,250
I think we did.

710
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Christ.

711
00:38:27,792 --> 00:38:28,667
Dude.

712
00:38:29,250 --> 00:38:30,417
We made it.

713
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:31,875
-Oh, man.
-What?

714
00:38:31,958 --> 00:38:34,375
This is-- Oh, my God.
Totally insane.

715
00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:38,125
You guys have never been
to a swamp before. It's, like...

716
00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:41,917
-So pretty and creepy at the same time.
-Yeah,

717
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:46,417
it's, kind of, like a pond
but with gonorrhea.

718
00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:47,917
Oh, my God.

719
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,708
You never cease to amaze me with the shit
that comes out of your mouth.

720
00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:53,458
Wait, where's my phone?

721
00:38:53,542 --> 00:38:54,708
Swipe over.

722
00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:01,042
-They, they stopped streaming.
-Fuck.

723
00:39:01,708 --> 00:39:03,125
Where are they?

724
00:39:03,458 --> 00:39:04,458
I don't know.

725
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,792
I have a message for whoever has my phone.

726
00:39:07,875 --> 00:39:09,458
Whomever.

727
00:39:09,708 --> 00:39:13,875
Whoever or whomever
is in possession of my phone

728
00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:17,208
you should know
I have a very particular set of skills.

729
00:39:17,417 --> 00:39:21,292
Return iChad to me unscathed
or I will find you

730
00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:23,958
and I will kill you.

731
00:39:25,542 --> 00:39:26,792
What?

732
00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:30,042
Where are the gators at, man?

733
00:39:30,125 --> 00:39:31,792
Come and get it boys!

734
00:39:32,083 --> 00:39:35,250
Maybe they don't like bleach or assholes.

735
00:39:35,625 --> 00:39:37,125
What? My asshole's not bleached.

736
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,333
I thought it was.

737
00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:41,458
No. It's just naturally pale.

738
00:39:42,708 --> 00:39:44,292
Dude, your stream's back on.

739
00:39:44,375 --> 00:39:45,583
-What? Let me see.
-Yeah.

740
00:39:55,417 --> 00:39:57,875
I'm coming for you buddy.

741
00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:01,542
Chad Ryan everybody.

742
00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:04,625
Okay, I wasn't expecting it
to be this cool

743
00:40:04,708 --> 00:40:05,625
but just hold on.

744
00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:07,625
Give me one second everybody.

745
00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:10,500
Just going to put on my cute flannel

746
00:40:10,792 --> 00:40:15,125
which you can find in my bio
from a cute boutique in LA.

747
00:40:15,208 --> 00:40:16,042
Oh, my God.

748
00:40:17,375 --> 00:40:18,958
Holy shit, it's freezing.

749
00:40:20,792 --> 00:40:21,958
Okay, amazing.

750
00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:26,792
Okay. So much better. Here we go.

751
00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:28,500
Gators?

752
00:40:29,292 --> 00:40:30,250
You guys are funny.

753
00:40:30,667 --> 00:40:34,542
So, fun fact, I have a
crazy phobia of alligators.

754
00:40:34,625 --> 00:40:37,667
I'm not looking to get close
to any one of those things.

755
00:40:39,333 --> 00:40:41,875
Shoot and maybe I don't have to.

756
00:40:41,958 --> 00:40:46,083
Get ready for mission Jen-possible.

757
00:40:46,833 --> 00:40:48,750
Yeah, no, we're not going
to do that ever again.

758
00:40:48,833 --> 00:40:49,958
Just don't tell anybody.

759
00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:56,083
Okay you guys. So, I found a paddle

760
00:40:56,333 --> 00:41:00,292
and I don't know what this is,
string, twine, dirt, I don't know

761
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:03,417
but we're going to make
a little DIY selfie stick

762
00:41:03,917 --> 00:41:06,667
and see where it goes in the swamp.

763
00:41:07,167 --> 00:41:08,542
God, this is so weird.

764
00:41:08,625 --> 00:41:12,542
Okay. So, my phone's been
under water a lot.

765
00:41:12,625 --> 00:41:17,000
Like, pool, ocean, the toilet,
that last one was an accident but

766
00:41:17,917 --> 00:41:18,875
we're not gonna talk about it.

767
00:41:20,083 --> 00:41:25,708
Hopefully, my phone is under warranty
because it's going in the water.

768
00:41:26,375 --> 00:41:27,208
Okay.

769
00:41:27,750 --> 00:41:29,792
Yikes. Are you guys ready?

770
00:41:32,042 --> 00:41:33,792
Let me know if you see any gators.

771
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:46,833
Did you guys see any gators?

772
00:41:49,667 --> 00:41:50,500
Wait.

773
00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:51,750
Did you guys hear that?

774
00:41:56,375 --> 00:41:57,208
Weird.

775
00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:15,917
<i>Swipe right on my heart
And left on your doubts</i>

776
00:42:16,375 --> 00:42:19,833
<i>All we need is love to figure it out</i>

777
00:42:20,792 --> 00:42:25,708
<i>And I got Tinder feelings baby</i>

778
00:42:26,792 --> 00:42:29,458
<i>And they're for you</i>

779
00:42:29,542 --> 00:42:32,292
Come on, Jen. Pick up the phone. Come on.

780
00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:36,000
What are you doing? What the fuck.

781
00:42:36,083 --> 00:42:38,792
<i>Gonna make you my boo
Gonna slide in your DMs</i>

782
00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:41,625
I got you. You're okay.

783
00:42:41,792 --> 00:42:43,500
Okay, they didn't crack your screen.

784
00:42:43,917 --> 00:42:44,833
Thank God.

785
00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:47,417
You're alright.

786
00:42:47,542 --> 00:42:49,917
I'll put you on a nice warm charger
when we get back,

787
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000
how does that sound?

788
00:42:52,667 --> 00:42:53,958
Thank God.

789
00:42:54,042 --> 00:42:55,333
Alright Chad-pions,

790
00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:59,958
now that I've been reunited with iChad
the stream shall resume.

791
00:43:00,458 --> 00:43:04,333
<i>Make you my boo gonna slide in your DMs</i>

792
00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:08,417
Your DMs.

793
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,125
-What's up Spencer?
-You think this is funny?

794
00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:17,125
Your song? I mean, yes,
but it's not supposed to be, right?

795
00:43:17,208 --> 00:43:19,958
No, the song is fire, okay.
I'm talking about Jen.

796
00:43:20,583 --> 00:43:22,792
-What about her?
-Someone pulled Jen into the swamp.

797
00:43:23,083 --> 00:43:27,250
It was Steve, dude, it had to be.
Look, Jen knows how to swim.

798
00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:29,208
No, bro, like, this isn't cool.

799
00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:31,917
-Your whole vibe is really off Chad.
-Oh, well...

800
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,667
Where are you going Spence?

801
00:43:33,792 --> 00:43:34,958
To find my girlfriend.

802
00:43:37,708 --> 00:43:38,542
Spence?

803
00:43:41,208 --> 00:43:42,417
Yo, Spencer?

804
00:44:16,750 --> 00:44:18,000
Okay. So,

805
00:44:19,167 --> 00:44:23,042
Spencer just called me bitching about
Jennifer falling into a swamp.

806
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,917
I don't know what the fuck is going on.

807
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,667
His call cut out.

808
00:44:27,750 --> 00:44:31,875
What I do know is Spencer
is not nearly funny enough

809
00:44:31,958 --> 00:44:34,125
to pull off any prank of any kind.

810
00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:35,417
Literally ever.

811
00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:39,000
So, that just leaves the Bensons

812
00:44:39,083 --> 00:44:43,292
and Steve with a possible assist
from Jennifer

813
00:44:44,167 --> 00:44:46,708
but I didn't see what happened.
Did you guys?

814
00:44:46,792 --> 00:44:47,667
Did...

815
00:44:48,792 --> 00:44:51,542
Jennifer fall into the swamp
or was something else going on?

816
00:44:57,292 --> 00:44:59,250
Okay, I mean, yeah,
I guess I could go back

817
00:44:59,333 --> 00:45:00,833
and check at the pier.

818
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:04,833
Hold on.

819
00:45:19,208 --> 00:45:21,792
Okay.

820
00:45:21,875 --> 00:45:27,667
This just in, officially confirmed
it's all an elaborate prank

821
00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:31,083
orchestrated than none other
than Spicy Steve himself.

822
00:45:31,167 --> 00:45:33,625
Wow, I mean, I got to give it to you man.

823
00:45:33,875 --> 00:45:36,250
Game respect game.
You really stepped it up.

824
00:45:36,458 --> 00:45:39,750
I mean, I did know shit
was going down the whole time

825
00:45:39,833 --> 00:45:43,375
but, you know, when, when Spencer
and Jennifer went down,

826
00:45:43,458 --> 00:45:45,875
I mean, you had me wondering.

827
00:45:47,625 --> 00:45:50,042
So, Chad-pions did you fall for it?

828
00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:52,917
On a scale of one to shit your pants
how scared were you?

829
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:53,833
Let me know in the comments.

830
00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:57,375
Also don't forget to check out my merch.
Www.komodope.com.

831
00:45:57,458 --> 00:46:00,417
Link is in the description
and with promo code devil

832
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:03,250
you get 20% off all merchandise.

833
00:46:03,333 --> 00:46:07,042
I'm heading back to the house now
to link up with Steve

834
00:46:07,125 --> 00:46:09,458
and make him explain to me
how this all went down.

835
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,250
How we doing on views?

836
00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:19,458
Holy shit.

837
00:46:19,542 --> 00:46:23,833
One mother fucking million baby.
That's amazing.

838
00:46:23,917 --> 00:46:29,083
Oh, my God guys. I love you all so much.
I love you so much.

839
00:46:30,292 --> 00:46:34,375
Even though I know half of you are really
only here to hate on the old Chad meister

840
00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:37,125
but we can just keep
those views coming.

841
00:46:37,542 --> 00:46:39,792
Steve said he was in the TV room.

842
00:46:43,417 --> 00:46:44,500
What the fuck?

843
00:46:54,375 --> 00:46:59,292
So, Steve is sitting in the corner
wearing my LED mask,

844
00:47:01,125 --> 00:47:04,583
being creepy as fuck.

845
00:47:06,667 --> 00:47:12,125
This is no way, not a set up.
So, I'm gonna turn the tables on him.

846
00:47:20,292 --> 00:47:21,750
Fireworks baby.

847
00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:23,625
You never leave home without them.

848
00:47:38,542 --> 00:47:40,083
Suck it Steve.

849
00:47:40,167 --> 00:47:42,375
You come for the king you best not miss.

850
00:47:52,917 --> 00:47:56,375
Yo, dude, could you, like,
quit being weird?

851
00:47:56,583 --> 00:47:57,708
It's boring.

852
00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:08,750
Okay.

853
00:48:09,958 --> 00:48:11,667
Yeah, we get it Steve.

854
00:48:11,792 --> 00:48:14,625
Or is it Benson?
Which Benson brother am I looking at?

855
00:48:15,917 --> 00:48:18,667
What the fuck? What?
Hey. What the fuck is that?

856
00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:22,583
Hey. Hey man. Back off. Back off bro.

857
00:48:22,875 --> 00:48:26,750
Look, I got, I got a million people
that are stream watching right now.

858
00:48:27,417 --> 00:48:28,375
You hear that?

859
00:48:28,625 --> 00:48:30,458
And you're not funny. It's not funny.

860
00:48:30,542 --> 00:48:33,625
I, I'm not afraid of you
but I will call the cops.

861
00:48:33,708 --> 00:48:35,333
Hey. Fuck! What are you doing?

862
00:48:35,417 --> 00:48:36,333
Steve, what--

863
00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:38,000
Fuck.

864
00:48:42,667 --> 00:48:44,000
What the fuck?

865
00:48:44,083 --> 00:48:45,875
Hey. Hey, why are you locked?

866
00:48:46,333 --> 00:48:48,208
Why are you locked?
Fuck.

867
00:48:48,292 --> 00:48:49,750
Wait, wait. Shit.

868
00:48:55,583 --> 00:48:57,167
<i>911, what's your emergency?</i>

869
00:48:57,250 --> 00:49:02,167
Hi, yeah, me, Steve and Spennifer
are at Devil's Manor, right,

870
00:49:03,542 --> 00:49:04,667
we found a dead body

871
00:49:04,750 --> 00:49:07,667
and he put a hat on him,

872
00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:10,167
and then Steve disappeared,

873
00:49:10,708 --> 00:49:14,708
and then Spennifer fell into a swamp
and there's this big dude.

874
00:49:14,792 --> 00:49:16,250
His name is Wilson Burrows,

875
00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:19,042
and I threw fireworks at him
and now he's trying to kill us.

876
00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:21,333
<i>Okay, calm down. What's your name?</i>

877
00:49:22,167 --> 00:49:25,000
-Chad Ryan.
<i>-Chad Ryan, the vlogger?</i>

878
00:49:25,375 --> 00:49:26,292
Yes.

879
00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:29,167
<i>I have real emergency calls
coming in on other lines.</i>

880
00:49:29,250 --> 00:49:31,083
<i>Don't prank 911.</i>

881
00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:32,625
No.

882
00:49:33,125 --> 00:49:34,000
Fuck.

883
00:49:35,208 --> 00:49:36,583
Someone call 911.

884
00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:37,625
Someone.

885
00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:44,958
What the fuck?

886
00:49:48,667 --> 00:49:51,208
Someone call 911.
Someone call 911.

887
00:50:19,167 --> 00:50:21,000
Jesus. Shit.

888
00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:22,250
Fuck!

889
00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:28,625
Oh, my God!

890
00:50:35,708 --> 00:50:37,458
I, I can't see.

891
00:50:38,083 --> 00:50:39,750
Shit, man, I can't see.

892
00:50:41,250 --> 00:50:43,458
Fuck. Damn it!

893
00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,208
Oh, my God!

894
00:50:46,292 --> 00:50:48,833
Oh, my God!

895
00:50:49,542 --> 00:50:51,500
Are you kidding me?

896
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,375
Come on.

897
00:50:54,292 --> 00:50:55,625
Come on.

898
00:50:55,708 --> 00:50:58,125
Hey, please.

899
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,708
Oh, oh, oh, yeah, baby.

900
00:51:48,667 --> 00:51:50,958
It's not that bad, right?

901
00:51:51,250 --> 00:51:52,167
Shit.

902
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:58,083
Do I have any doctors, or,
or MDs, med students?

903
00:51:59,417 --> 00:52:00,542
I'll take a vet tech.

904
00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:05,667
People say I'm the asshole.

905
00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:08,750
Can,

906
00:52:09,375 --> 00:52:11,000
can someone call 911 for me?

907
00:52:58,583 --> 00:52:59,833
Come on, dude.

908
00:53:18,542 --> 00:53:20,833
Cousin, how are we doing tonight?

909
00:53:20,917 --> 00:53:21,750
Not great.

910
00:53:22,167 --> 00:53:25,500
There's a man with an axe hunting me
like I'm a squirrel,

911
00:53:25,583 --> 00:53:27,833
and he managed to take
a chunk out of my arm.

912
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,458
It's like my shoulder's on fire.

913
00:53:29,542 --> 00:53:32,333
Also, my friends are missing,
possibly dead.

914
00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:36,542
Sounds like a cool video.
Hey, so have you signed that contract yet?

915
00:53:37,708 --> 00:53:38,542
Contract?

916
00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:40,792
For my reality pilot?

917
00:53:41,708 --> 00:53:44,000
The network's really pushing
the family angle hard,

918
00:53:44,083 --> 00:53:45,250
and you are my cousin.

919
00:53:45,625 --> 00:53:48,042
They think you can bring
in the Gen Z audience.

920
00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:49,583
I need you to call 911

921
00:53:49,667 --> 00:53:52,958
and tell they to send some police out
to Devil's Manor, okay.

922
00:53:53,042 --> 00:53:56,250
It's, like, 90 miles outside
of Monroe, Louisiana.

923
00:53:56,333 --> 00:53:57,458
Gracias.

924
00:53:59,083 --> 00:54:02,917
Okay, hypothetically
a false police report is a felony,

925
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:06,167
but I guess since I'm technically
doing this for you

926
00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:08,000
then I'll be fine any way.

927
00:54:08,083 --> 00:54:11,333
So, while I'm working on that,
check the email for your project.

928
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,875
Call the fucking cops.

929
00:54:13,958 --> 00:54:17,500
I will, but since I'm helping you out
with your thing,

930
00:54:17,583 --> 00:54:18,583
help me out with mine.

931
00:54:19,167 --> 00:54:21,042
You should be able to do an e-signature.

932
00:54:23,250 --> 00:54:24,917
So, go to the top left corner,

933
00:54:25,250 --> 00:54:27,583
check the tools icon, tap that,

934
00:54:28,083 --> 00:54:30,083
and then if you don't have
a signature stored,

935
00:54:30,167 --> 00:54:32,375
you can just run your fingers
across it, and it'll all

936
00:54:32,458 --> 00:54:33,625
-maybe they'll do...
-Yeah, Eric, I know how

937
00:54:33,833 --> 00:54:34,667
to do an e-signature

938
00:54:34,750 --> 00:54:36,667
-I have a fucking internet company.
-Oh, good.

939
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,875
There, it's, it's signed and sent. Happy?

940
00:54:40,125 --> 00:54:43,500
Yes. Let me check
and make sure that it went through.

941
00:54:45,417 --> 00:54:47,542
I'm doing this for the both of us,
you know.

942
00:54:47,625 --> 00:54:49,500
You'll thank we me
when we're the next Kardashians.

943
00:54:49,583 --> 00:54:52,167
I'll thank you when you call
the mother fucking cops!

944
00:54:52,417 --> 00:54:56,083
Got the contract. Calling now.
Stay safe, Cuz.

945
00:54:56,167 --> 00:54:57,250
-Great, okay.
-Gracias.

946
00:54:57,333 --> 00:54:58,833
I think I'm gonna try to find a...

947
00:55:09,208 --> 00:55:10,333
Alright, Chadpions,

948
00:55:11,042 --> 00:55:15,917
I would love to go back in there
and take on Burrows mano y Chad-o,

949
00:55:16,958 --> 00:55:20,708
but he's a serial killer with an axe.
So, fuck that.

950
00:55:22,333 --> 00:55:24,583
If one of you guys
could please call the cops

951
00:55:25,375 --> 00:55:28,542
that'd be great, or I don't know
if you saw where the car was,

952
00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:29,917
if you could pull up the coordinates.

953
00:55:33,875 --> 00:55:34,958
North.

954
00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:38,333
Where the fuck is north?

955
00:55:42,833 --> 00:55:43,958
Okay, there it is.

956
00:55:52,167 --> 00:55:55,292
Okay, great.

957
00:55:58,042 --> 00:56:00,833
Chadpion 22, cannot thank you enough.

958
00:56:00,917 --> 00:56:02,125
You are a real one.

959
00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:08,167
Okay, now we're heading north, baby,
like a white walker.

960
00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:36,083
What is that?

961
00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:44,208
Fuck.

962
00:56:48,250 --> 00:56:49,208
I'm gonna find them.

963
00:57:01,417 --> 00:57:03,542
Satanic paparazzi on my ass.

964
00:57:06,375 --> 00:57:07,958
I see the jeep.

965
00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:11,500
We got the jeep.

966
00:57:15,083 --> 00:57:17,042
That was intense. That was so intense.

967
00:57:17,708 --> 00:57:18,667
I think we lost him.

968
00:57:29,333 --> 00:57:30,250
Alright.

969
00:57:31,417 --> 00:57:35,250
So, the key is in one of two places.

970
00:57:35,625 --> 00:57:39,292
It's either on Spencer,
or somewhere in the car.

971
00:57:40,792 --> 00:57:42,125
Let's hope for the second option.

972
00:57:42,667 --> 00:57:46,333
And let's get a little,
a little battery in.

973
00:57:46,917 --> 00:57:48,625
Great, now let's find some keys.

974
00:57:48,708 --> 00:57:51,417
Spence, where'd you put those keys, buddy?

975
00:57:52,250 --> 00:57:53,292
Come on.

976
00:57:53,792 --> 00:57:56,083
Come on, don't fuck me.

977
00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:58,958
Don't fuck me.
Come on.

978
00:58:02,417 --> 00:58:03,583
Where did you put it?

979
00:58:03,750 --> 00:58:05,083
Shit.

980
00:58:07,917 --> 00:58:12,208
Let's, maybe let's try
to hot wire this bitch, right.

981
00:58:12,625 --> 00:58:13,750
Can't be that hard.

982
00:58:14,917 --> 00:58:15,917
Let's try it.

983
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:16,875
How do I?

984
00:58:19,417 --> 00:58:22,792
How to hotwire a care?

985
00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:24,917
Okay…

986
00:58:30,917 --> 00:58:31,958
Okay, campers.

987
00:58:32,042 --> 00:58:34,792
Looks like we've got everything
we need here with our tools.

988
00:58:34,875 --> 00:58:37,708
It's time to show you
how to hot wire a car.

989
00:58:37,792 --> 00:58:39,167
That we're going to use quite a bit here.

990
00:58:39,250 --> 00:58:42,542
We're going to be in this owner's manual,
which a lot of people don't think about.

991
00:58:42,625 --> 00:58:44,917
You do not want to get electrocuted.
It isn't fun.

992
00:58:46,208 --> 00:58:48,000
Sometimes, on those cartoons
and stuff they,

993
00:58:48,083 --> 00:58:50,292
your hair just, kind of,
sticks up like it's not a big deal.

994
00:58:50,375 --> 00:58:51,250
It's a big deal.

995
00:58:51,333 --> 00:58:54,250
So, let's identify the different wires
we're gonna be working with.

996
00:58:54,333 --> 00:58:58,000
Obviously, the ignition wires create heat,
and what does heat do?

997
00:58:58,250 --> 00:58:59,083
And that's why,

998
00:59:01,792 --> 00:59:02,875
down to business.

999
00:59:02,958 --> 00:59:06,167
Time to pop open the steering wheel
and hot wire this guy.

1000
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:11,625
But before we do that I should mention
that any car that was made after,

1001
00:59:11,708 --> 00:59:17,208
let's say, 1999, is virtually impossible,
if not impossible to hot wire.

1002
00:59:17,875 --> 00:59:19,000
The modern cars...

1003
00:59:23,417 --> 00:59:26,417
Alright, Chadpions,
I guess hot wiring a car

1004
00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:28,833
is a lot easier in the movies
than in real life.

1005
00:59:31,292 --> 00:59:33,667
I guess I could try to find,
like, a road,

1006
00:59:33,750 --> 00:59:35,542
and maybe hitchhike but I'm not--

1007
00:59:36,958 --> 00:59:39,375
Fuck! Oh, God!

1008
00:59:39,458 --> 00:59:40,583
God no!

1009
00:59:41,333 --> 00:59:42,625
No!

1010
01:00:48,958 --> 01:00:50,917
That was intense. That was so intense.

1011
01:00:51,625 --> 01:00:52,583
I think we lost him.

1012
01:00:59,542 --> 01:01:03,833
Come on.

1013
01:01:04,750 --> 01:01:05,625
I'm okay.

1014
01:01:05,708 --> 01:01:06,583
Are you okay?

1015
01:01:06,667 --> 01:01:08,125
You're okay.

1016
01:01:13,125 --> 01:01:14,917
Shit. Is that a road?

1017
01:01:15,042 --> 01:01:15,917
That's a road.

1018
01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:33,417
Come on.

1019
01:01:44,167 --> 01:01:46,000
I guess there's no drivers in my area,

1020
01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:51,083
'cause why would there be?

1021
01:01:57,583 --> 01:01:59,667
"On our way. Almost there."

1022
01:02:00,833 --> 01:02:03,833
Yeah, I'm sure you are,

1023
01:02:03,917 --> 01:02:05,750
'cause you guys have been
so fucking helpful.

1024
01:02:12,875 --> 01:02:14,250
Why am I still filming?

1025
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:21,125
What you, you want me to just cut it off

1026
01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:25,625
and go dark on the craziest,
most fucked up night of my life?

1027
01:02:26,083 --> 01:02:28,917
Now you want me to quit
when I have almost three million views.

1028
01:02:30,125 --> 01:02:34,083
Why am I still filming?
Why are you still watching?

1029
01:02:36,417 --> 01:02:39,750
Hey, hey, man, hey. Pull over.

1030
01:02:49,417 --> 01:02:51,250
Chad Ryan, get in, bro.

1031
01:02:51,333 --> 01:02:52,500
Who the fuck are you guys?

1032
01:02:52,583 --> 01:02:54,667
Guns and glory 21.
You didn't see my comment?

1033
01:02:54,750 --> 01:02:55,708
I said, I was coming, right.

1034
01:02:55,792 --> 01:02:58,167
I-- Fuck it, I did, I did,
I just thought it was a joke.

1035
01:02:58,542 --> 01:02:59,792
-Hop in!
-Now come on, let's get, let's go.

1036
01:02:59,875 --> 01:03:01,333
No, yo, Chad, Chad, Chad, come on, man.

1037
01:03:01,417 --> 01:03:03,458
You need a ride, bitch.
Take shorty, come on, man.

1038
01:03:03,708 --> 01:03:05,875
Fuck it, okay. Alright. Shit.

1039
01:03:08,208 --> 01:03:09,708
Alright. What's up?

1040
01:03:09,792 --> 01:03:10,708
What's up?

1041
01:03:10,792 --> 01:03:12,542
Let's go. This is totally shit.

1042
01:03:12,625 --> 01:03:14,583
Thank you so much, bro. Thank you so much.

1043
01:03:14,667 --> 01:03:17,958
Shit, a chance to pick up Chad Ryan.
I should be thanking you, man.

1044
01:03:18,042 --> 01:03:20,125
We watch your shit all the time
at the frat house.

1045
01:03:20,208 --> 01:03:22,542
Like, all the time.
I mean, just this morning,

1046
01:03:22,625 --> 01:03:24,875
I was watching your Live Life
while I was taking a shit.

1047
01:03:25,250 --> 01:03:28,417
-Man, life's weird.
-Yeah.

1048
01:03:28,500 --> 01:03:29,458
-Yeah.
-Yeah, man!

1049
01:03:30,125 --> 01:03:30,958
Alright,

1050
01:03:32,083 --> 01:03:33,000
okay.

1051
01:03:33,167 --> 01:03:35,917
-What's up with your arm, dude?
-Oh, shit, yeah.

1052
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,625
Fuck, I guess it's, like, adrenaline.
I didn't feel it.

1053
01:03:38,958 --> 01:03:41,083
-It's, it's like a cut.
-Yeah.

1054
01:03:41,917 --> 01:03:44,792
Chadpions, it's looking like
we've officially escaped.

1055
01:03:44,875 --> 01:03:46,417
-Are you still streaming?
-Yeah, bro.

1056
01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:47,667
-Holy shit, are we on
-Oh, shit!

1057
01:03:47,750 --> 01:03:49,625
We're on Chad Ryan's stream right now?

1058
01:03:49,708 --> 01:03:51,125
Yeah. Yeah, okay, what've we got?

1059
01:03:51,208 --> 01:03:54,167
What's up with you boy Trent
coming at you from the dirty south.

1060
01:03:54,250 --> 01:03:56,083
Hit me up Trentsanity69.

1061
01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:58,458
Alright, and behind the wheel.

1062
01:03:58,542 --> 01:04:02,667
What's up? It's Craig AKA C-Reg hanging
with my new buddy Chad Ryan.

1063
01:04:03,042 --> 01:04:05,292
Phi Kappa Gamma for life, man.

1064
01:04:06,417 --> 01:04:07,542
Hey, make sure you tag me in that.

1065
01:04:07,625 --> 01:04:11,167
It's, it's gunsandglory,
all one word, on Discord_21.

1066
01:04:11,250 --> 01:04:12,542
Gunsandglory on Discord_21.

1067
01:04:12,625 --> 01:04:13,458
-Sounds good.
-Yeah, it's like that.

1068
01:04:13,583 --> 01:04:14,625
-Yeah, it's like that. We're going to get
-Alright, guys so...

1069
01:04:14,708 --> 01:04:15,750
-So many fucking followers, dude.
-Yeah.

1070
01:04:15,917 --> 01:04:17,208
That's right.

1071
01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:19,375
Okay, so can we make sure,
we gotta get to, like,

1072
01:04:19,458 --> 01:04:20,542
Yeah, a selfie though.

1073
01:04:20,917 --> 01:04:21,792
What's up?

1074
01:04:22,292 --> 01:04:24,500
-Oh, sick. Okay.
-Hey, can we get some merch, bro?

1075
01:04:24,708 --> 01:04:27,333
Yes, anything
you guys want free of charge.

1076
01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:30,000
-Absolutely, yeah.
-Hell, yeah. I'll take a tank top.

1077
01:04:30,083 --> 01:04:31,583
-A tank top.
-Hey, let me get a new,

1078
01:04:31,667 --> 01:04:34,000
a new Chadpion hat, dude,
this one's all fucked up.

1079
01:04:34,083 --> 01:04:35,042
Yeah.

1080
01:04:35,125 --> 01:04:38,875
Okay, can we, we got to get to,
like, a police station ASAP.

1081
01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:40,208
-Wait, for real?
-Seriously?

1082
01:04:40,583 --> 01:04:41,417
Yes, for real.

1083
01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:43,292
I thought the whole Devil's Manor shit
was a prank.

1084
01:04:43,792 --> 01:04:45,875
No, no, for real, please.

1085
01:04:46,583 --> 01:04:49,000
I mean, the nearest town's
about 90 miles from me,

1086
01:04:49,083 --> 01:04:50,458
but I can get you there pretty quick.

1087
01:04:50,542 --> 01:04:52,667
That'd be sick.

1088
01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:54,583
Right, thank you.

1089
01:04:55,958 --> 01:04:59,458
Are you still, you still got those
Chadpion beer pong kits?

1090
01:05:00,042 --> 01:05:01,958
Yeah, yeah, sure. I got you.
I'll hook you up.

1091
01:05:02,042 --> 01:05:05,250
Every fraternity brother's gonna
shit their pants when they see this.

1092
01:05:06,125 --> 01:05:08,083
You and Spicy Steve, Pizza Ninja!

1093
01:05:08,167 --> 01:05:09,500
-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, my God!

1094
01:05:09,583 --> 01:05:12,000
We fucked up so many delivery drivers
after watching that shit.

1095
01:05:12,083 --> 01:05:14,625
-Fuck, yeah. We got one fired, bro.
-No, no, you got him fired.

1096
01:05:14,708 --> 01:05:17,125
Oh, yeah, whatever, whatever.
Fuck, I'll admit.

1097
01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:19,583
And then what was it called
when you guys were watching those,

1098
01:05:19,667 --> 01:05:21,792
the, you were riding
the bikini bitches?

1099
01:05:23,333 --> 01:05:25,292
-She-Haw.
-She-Haw!

1100
01:05:26,542 --> 01:05:28,458
That's how it should be, bro.

1101
01:05:28,542 --> 01:05:31,167
Girls just need to shut the fuck up
and get ridden,

1102
01:05:31,250 --> 01:05:32,792
Alpha dog shit. Right.

1103
01:05:33,458 --> 01:05:35,833
No, that's,
that's pretty fucked up actually.

1104
01:05:35,917 --> 01:05:38,375
That's, that's not the point
of the, the bit, man.

1105
01:05:38,458 --> 01:05:39,375
It was, like, she was--

1106
01:05:39,458 --> 01:05:40,333
She actually got paid

1107
01:05:40,417 --> 01:05:41,583
talking over Naw we learn
from the best, dawg.

1108
01:05:41,667 --> 01:05:43,250
We can read between the lines bro.

1109
01:05:43,333 --> 01:05:44,917
Who the fuck is this guy?

1110
01:05:45,083 --> 01:05:46,958
What the fuck is this guy doing, man?

1111
01:05:48,542 --> 01:05:51,667
Let's, let's turn around, alright.
Let's find a different road, okay.

1112
01:05:51,750 --> 01:05:53,458
I thought you said you wanted
to go to town. This is the way.

1113
01:05:53,542 --> 01:05:56,375
I do. I just don't wanna die
on the way there, okay.

1114
01:05:56,458 --> 01:05:59,292
Like, this truck is mad fucking sus.

1115
01:05:59,375 --> 01:06:00,667
So, can we just find
another route, please?

1116
01:06:00,750 --> 01:06:02,792
No, man. Fuck this asshole.
Let's kick his ass.

1117
01:06:02,875 --> 01:06:04,833
Kick his ass? What are you talking about?

1118
01:06:04,917 --> 01:06:07,000
-Hey, get the bat.
-Get the bat?

1119
01:06:07,083 --> 01:06:08,708
Wait, don't, don't, don't
take the fucking keys, dude.

1120
01:06:08,792 --> 01:06:09,958
Hey, don't puss out, alright?

1121
01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:12,083
-What are you doing?
-Watch our back. Don't be a fucking bitch.

1122
01:06:12,167 --> 01:06:13,500
We came to get you, dude.

1123
01:06:15,375 --> 01:06:16,375
What's up, dude?

1124
01:06:16,875 --> 01:06:18,375
-Move your fucking truck out of the way.
-Watch your back?

1125
01:06:18,583 --> 01:06:19,958
I'll fucking watch your back, "Craig".

1126
01:06:20,458 --> 01:06:23,000
Idiot. Please don't be Burrows.
Please don't be Burrows.

1127
01:06:24,708 --> 01:06:26,667
No, don't be Burrows. Don't be Burrows.

1128
01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:27,958
Oh, shit.

1129
01:06:28,042 --> 01:06:30,958
Oh, no, shit.

1130
01:06:31,292 --> 01:06:32,250
Go. What are you doing?

1131
01:06:32,333 --> 01:06:34,708
Fuck. They keys. The keys.
The keys. Give me the keys.

1132
01:07:05,542 --> 01:07:06,375
Come on.

1133
01:07:12,417 --> 01:07:16,125
Oh, look who got stuck in a ditch, bitch.

1134
01:07:19,125 --> 01:07:20,750
Oh, fuck yeah.

1135
01:07:23,375 --> 01:07:27,083
It's the craziest night of my life.
Craziest night of my life,

1136
01:07:28,167 --> 01:07:29,667
but I'm still here, baby.

1137
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,917
I'm still here with,
with four, four million views.

1138
01:07:34,917 --> 01:07:39,250
Holy shit. Holy shit, that's gonna be
like a-- Like a Live Life record, right?

1139
01:07:41,083 --> 01:07:43,042
Oh, man, okay.

1140
01:07:43,667 --> 01:07:47,208
Okay, so for the movie version of this,

1141
01:07:47,667 --> 01:07:49,042
who should I cast to play me?

1142
01:07:49,125 --> 01:07:51,625
The Rock, or, or Tom Holland?

1143
01:07:52,292 --> 01:07:56,833
No, no, I'll play myself.
The Rock is Burrows.

1144
01:07:57,292 --> 01:08:00,917
Ariana Grande is Jen,
'cause she's hot as fuck, and she's,

1145
01:08:01,042 --> 01:08:03,417
she's-- Jen...

1146
01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:08,750
She's probably dead.

1147
01:08:22,832 --> 01:08:23,957
What the fuck?

1148
01:08:47,042 --> 01:08:50,042
Please, let me go.

1149
01:08:59,207 --> 01:09:03,582
I, I just got a video from Burrows
that shows Jen alive.

1150
01:09:04,167 --> 01:09:05,667
At least she was alive
when they shot it.

1151
01:09:06,792 --> 01:09:08,750
Does anyone know where Jen is?

1152
01:09:11,875 --> 01:09:12,750
Basement.

1153
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,457
Basement, I didn't get around
to checking the fucking basement.

1154
01:09:16,582 --> 01:09:17,457
Shit.

1155
01:09:20,167 --> 01:09:22,792
Okay, the, the smart thing to do

1156
01:09:23,042 --> 01:09:25,832
is to go and, and get the,
the cops, right,

1157
01:09:25,917 --> 01:09:26,875
Get some-- Get some help.

1158
01:09:28,292 --> 01:09:29,832
I can't go back in there alone.

1159
01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:31,957
I can't go back in there.

1160
01:09:38,832 --> 01:09:39,707
Okay.

1161
01:09:47,207 --> 01:09:48,542
Come on.

1162
01:10:14,542 --> 01:10:17,167
<i>-Better than a champ
-What</i>

1163
01:10:17,250 --> 01:10:20,042
<i>-You're a chad
-What</i>

1164
01:10:20,125 --> 01:10:22,458
<i>-You're a Chadpion
-What</i>

1165
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,083
I changed my mind.

1166
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:26,917
I'm back.

1167
01:10:29,417 --> 01:10:31,833
Okay, guess I'm really doing this.

1168
01:10:32,250 --> 01:10:33,917
I know Jen and I have
had our ups and downs,

1169
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,958
but I definitely don't want her
to die though.

1170
01:10:36,292 --> 01:10:38,542
And Steve, I'm hoping
he's still around, man.

1171
01:10:38,625 --> 01:10:40,042
He was was true Chadpion.

1172
01:10:40,667 --> 01:10:42,125
Maybe even better than me.

1173
01:10:42,417 --> 01:10:43,542
And Spencer,

1174
01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:47,875
well, actually Spencer, kind of, sucks,
but if he's around we'll grab him.

1175
01:10:50,708 --> 01:10:53,208
I guess Burrows has a Triple A.

1176
01:10:56,167 --> 01:10:59,083
Alright, Craig, what have you got for me?

1177
01:11:06,917 --> 01:11:07,833
Oh,

1178
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,333
that's pretty sick, but shit.

1179
01:11:13,083 --> 01:11:17,292
Alright, perfect, that'll do nicely.

1180
01:11:24,250 --> 01:11:25,250
Alright.

1181
01:11:28,458 --> 01:11:30,000
Batter up, bitches.

1182
01:11:31,708 --> 01:11:33,125
I fucking sound like Craig.

1183
01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:35,333
Alright.

1184
01:11:36,667 --> 01:11:39,083
How the fuck am I gonna do this?

1185
01:11:39,708 --> 01:11:41,417
I need both hands for the bat.

1186
01:11:42,292 --> 01:11:44,667
I'm gonna be taping you guys to the…

1187
01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:45,958
How does that--

1188
01:11:46,958 --> 01:11:48,208
Don't have any--

1189
01:11:49,417 --> 01:11:52,375
Maybe, can we put you in the--

1190
01:11:53,708 --> 01:11:56,083
Maybe I can strap the phone to my head.

1191
01:11:58,250 --> 01:11:59,083
Damn it.

1192
01:12:06,583 --> 01:12:07,792
I can't believe I'm saying this,

1193
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,000
but I think--

1194
01:12:11,625 --> 01:12:13,375
I think I'm gonna have
to leave iChad behind.

1195
01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:17,417
So,

1196
01:12:18,292 --> 01:12:19,417
I guess this is goodbye.

1197
01:12:20,333 --> 01:12:25,833
Goodbye to the five million. Holy shit.

1198
01:12:30,583 --> 01:12:32,542
Goodbye, all five million of you.

1199
01:12:35,625 --> 01:12:40,500
I'll leave you with a nice shot of the
house on the dash here, how's that?

1200
01:12:46,208 --> 01:12:47,292
What do I do here…

1201
01:12:48,625 --> 01:12:49,833
Echoes in eternity.

1202
01:12:54,250 --> 01:12:56,458
Gladiator, dope movie.

1203
01:14:52,833 --> 01:14:53,750
Are you alright?

1204
01:14:59,750 --> 01:15:00,667
You're alright, aren't you?

1205
01:15:01,333 --> 01:15:02,458
Fuck, fuck.

1206
01:15:02,583 --> 01:15:05,833
Hey, hey, you back the fuck off, bro.

1207
01:15:06,792 --> 01:15:08,375
Back. Stop.

1208
01:15:10,417 --> 01:15:11,458
That's right.

1209
01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:14,167
That's right, baby.

1210
01:15:14,542 --> 01:15:16,625
I'm gonna bash your
fucking brains in.

1211
01:15:17,708 --> 01:15:18,875
This is what's gonna happen.

1212
01:15:19,625 --> 01:15:21,375
You are gonna give me the keys
to this thing,

1213
01:15:22,042 --> 01:15:23,333
and then her and
I are walking out of here.

1214
01:15:23,417 --> 01:15:25,250
You got that, bitch, you got that?

1215
01:15:26,625 --> 01:15:27,500
Chad.

1216
01:15:27,917 --> 01:15:29,000
What?

1217
01:15:29,833 --> 01:15:31,583
What about the rest of them?

1218
01:15:33,083 --> 01:15:33,958
The rest of them?

1219
01:15:44,167 --> 01:15:45,292
Get the fuck back.

1220
01:15:45,792 --> 01:15:46,667
You get back.

1221
01:15:47,500 --> 01:15:49,875
You know who the fuck I am?

1222
01:15:50,083 --> 01:15:53,917
You don't underestimate
the power, baby, of the Chad.

1223
01:16:56,000 --> 01:17:00,167
Help. Help! Help!

1224
01:18:34,333 --> 01:18:36,292
I love you, Mom.

1225
01:20:18,292 --> 01:20:20,208
You know, I'm not really sure
if that is real,

1226
01:20:20,292 --> 01:20:21,708
-but if it is,
-Yeah, man.

1227
01:20:21,875 --> 01:20:23,333
Team Burrows all the way.

1228
01:20:23,417 --> 01:20:25,167
Hashtag Chad gets the axe.

1229
01:20:25,250 --> 01:20:26,625
Oh, that is trending.

1230
01:20:26,708 --> 01:20:29,333
<i>Do the axe</i>

1231
01:20:30,167 --> 01:20:32,333
<i>Now take a second to relax</i>

1232
01:20:32,583 --> 01:20:35,292
<i>Do the axe</i>

1233
01:20:35,875 --> 01:20:39,333
Some speculation on how
the cult happened to be there

1234
01:20:39,417 --> 01:20:42,000
the same night
that Chad showed up.

1235
01:20:43,167 --> 01:20:47,500
Was it just Satanic serendipity,
or was there more?

1236
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:48,875
Jen said she--

1237
01:20:48,958 --> 01:20:52,542
Fuck you, you ignorant
misogynistic waste of bandwidth.

1238
01:20:52,625 --> 01:20:55,708
What about-- I mean, that blood looked,
like, kind of, real no?

1239
01:20:55,875 --> 01:20:59,083
I mean, have you seen what they're able
to do with, like, movies and shit now?

1240
01:20:59,167 --> 01:21:00,083
Like you think you John--

1241
01:21:05,208 --> 01:21:10,000
<i>I've got Tinder feelings baby</i>

1242
01:21:10,875 --> 01:21:14,333
<i>And they're for you</i>

1243
01:21:14,417 --> 01:21:18,375
<i>Tinder feelings baby</i>

1244
01:21:19,417 --> 01:21:22,083
<i>I wanna make you my boo</i>

1245
01:21:22,792 --> 01:21:26,583
<i>Tinder feelings baby</i>

1246
01:21:27,417 --> 01:21:29,458
<i>And they're for you</i>

1247
01:21:30,375 --> 01:21:31,458
Yo.

1248
01:21:34,208 --> 01:21:35,417
I'm devastated.

1249
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:39,125
I was the last person to speak
with Chad before he died.

1250
01:21:39,417 --> 01:21:43,292
He was really excited about
my reality show, Essentially Eric.

1251
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,500
Rest in peace to the dude.

1252
01:21:45,583 --> 01:21:48,458
Let me just say that.
Rest in peace, and I hope-,

1253
01:21:56,083 --> 01:21:58,667
Hashtag Chad gets the motherfucking axe.

1254
01:21:58,750 --> 01:22:00,500
Go Burrows is a bad motherfucker.

1255
01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:02,583
Did you see that? I'm gonna get his ass.

1256
01:22:16,083 --> 01:22:17,542
Do you like Chad Ryan, Louie?

1257
01:22:19,417 --> 01:22:20,250
It's a no.

1258
01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:22,083
So, I don't know who needs to hear this,

1259
01:22:22,167 --> 01:22:26,042
but if you're planning to live stream
yourself trespassing in a place

1260
01:22:26,125 --> 01:22:28,750
where a satanic cult killed
a bunch of people,

1261
01:22:30,292 --> 01:22:31,167
don't.

1262
01:22:31,250 --> 01:22:32,667
And, like, I didn't--
I couldn't tell.

1263
01:22:32,750 --> 01:22:36,167
I could not tell if it was actually
a real live stream or not.

1264
01:22:36,250 --> 01:22:40,625
Chad, you cannot act, dude.
You cannot act.

1265
01:22:40,708 --> 01:22:42,542
It is wrong to kill people,

1266
01:22:43,542 --> 01:22:45,208
but hear me out,

1267
01:22:45,708 --> 01:22:46,542
but...

1268
01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:49,583
Is anybody really gonna miss him?


